biatch
December 2008 
~C4Chaos is Matthew's Biatch! (for now)
Posted on Apr 2nd, 2006
by 
~C4Chaos
~C4Chaos
I must admit, the only reason I've been harping on Matthew so much lately is because I feel dwarfed by his presence. I am not worthy to be in the same blogosphere as he. Won't you please forgive me for my shortcomings... and then some? I'm sooo NOT worthy of Matthew's Wisdom!
(you happy now, Matthew? when do i get my check in the mail?
i also have Paypal. email me. woot!)
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(you happy now, Matthew? when do i get my check in the mail?
i also have Paypal. email me. woot!)
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How come the Matthew's Wisdom! link isn't working? Is that a metaphor? And I would have been happy with this if it didn't include the parenthetical cynicism.
try it again. are you sure you're not imagining things? ok. i submit to your wisdom. you can slap me in the bedroom now.
That link doesn't make any sense.
it's called two-level deep hyperlinking! but since i'm you're biatch now, i will hold off on my insults.
I figured it was two-levels deep. My next inclination was that you were hoping people would click this EK4D: Is Scarlett Johansson The Sexiest Woman in the World? Which is really more of a shameless plug for your hottest blog ever! But I don't see how this leads anyone to my wisdom, do you?? I didn't really say anything of particular interest on that blog.
Dude, I think you've never publicly admitted inferiority to anyone before, have you? 'Cause you suck at it! Let me show you how it's done.
Fellow Bodhizaadzvas,
~C4Chaos is the blogMASTER. 114 blogs in one month??!!! I am dwarfed by his presence on the blogosphere. Compared to him, my blogs are like a pile of what'sit! Let us all honor the man with a ritual ceremony of deep bows! I will start…
{deep bow!}
(see how it's done?)
i was ready to respond to you with witty WRATH and insults. but since i'm your BIATCH (for now) i will comply and wallow in despair. spank me more, please. oh please, spank me more…
“Fellow Bodhizaadzvas,
~C4Chaos is the blogMASTER. 114 blogs in one month??!!! I am dwarfed by his presence on the blogosphere. Compared to him, my blogs are like a pile of what'sit! Let us all honor the man with a ritual ceremony of deep bows! I will start…”
you're the one who said those. not me. flattery will get you nowhere. so i must decline your proselytizing offer. i'm too humble for that, you know?
~C (for Carrot Top)
P.S. “Dude, I think you've never publicly admitted inferiority to anyone before, have you? 'Cause you suck at it! Let me show you how it's done.”
hmm. i don't do public admittance of inferiority! why?! because KEN WILBER is my role-model! go figure! LOL.
So, if Ken Wilber is your role-model, then do you ”essentially agree with Matthew's comments”?
P.S. You're the worst at being my biatch that I've ever seen!
“So, if Ken Wilber is your role-model, then do you ”essentially agree with Matthew's comments”?”
exactly! even before the bodymind known as Matthew had expressed those kick-ass words.
“P.S. You're the worst at being my biatch that I've ever seen!”
what?! i'm not your ONLY Biatch?! that statement says a lot about you. but i will keep the insults inside me and burn them with my SACRED HEART.
Ok, you caught me. You are my only biatch. And for the record, saying “but I will keep the insults inside me” is an insult because it lets everyone know that you still harbor ill feelings toward some of my material. And that's no way for a biatch to feel about me! It just degrades the title!
ok. so i'll just do this then: :-P
Ah - young love…