Zaadzsters, Shiny Fluffy People, and Whatnutz

only @ zaadz #8 : shiny fluffy people

Uploaded by coolmel on 24 Feb '06, 10.31am PST.

"Zaadzsters must not be used  like a word," submitted by someone to the List of Ideas. Too late for that since the word zaadzsters is already on every zaadzster's top bar menu, and by now, the object of ridicule of those who just don't get what it means to be a zaadzster. So get down with it.

But I digress... Let's try to travel back in space-time and see if we can come up with a better word than a cheap knock off of Napster, Geekster, and Friendster.

Here's mine.

Denizaadz (those denizens of the Zaadz kozmoz)

Nomaadz (anti-social social networking homeless cyber-foo)

Holonz (those evolved enough to eat, drink, and be merry, and parrot the Integral Theory)

Wilberiodz (those who are infected with a rare form of disease known as Wilberitis)

Zoidz (those robot-like creatures who lurk like trollz in the Zaadz kozmoz)

There. Maybe you can do better. Leave them in the comment section. Here's a hint: It should just be one word. No geeky complicated phrases like integral methodological pluralism, narcissistic relativism, colorless memetic codes, or even compound words like integral-aperspectival, lest we'll end up with performative contradictions and make an azz of our illusory selvz. You dig?